| Author | Subject: More gruel please? |
| Michael | Posted At 14:45:41 06/01/2005
IT HAS BEEN TEN WEEKS SINCE INSTALLMENT 30 WAS POSTED!!! I did my taxes, ate 200 meals, put in about 500 hours at the office, drove my car over 3,000 miles, consumed approximately 175,000 calories, and changed my underwear 8 or 9 times since then. (I think I missed a week or two during that time.) It takes less time to pick a new Pope, film an Adam Sandler movie, flush out a baseball player's steroids, and file the paperwork for a pop star's prenup, wedding and divorce. Please sirs, can I have more? |
| Steve |
Re: More gruel please? (Currently 0 replies)
Posted At 11:36:38 06/02/2005 How about Adam Sandler as a fr.ustrated wannabe baseball player on steroids pitching to the Pope (or Bob Barker) and hitting him in the head with a fastball whilst Iggy Pop is playing Hail to the Chief? On steroids. Editor's note: The '.' between the 'r' and the 'u' is not a typo. It's one of the horrible side effects of spamism (not to be confused with soakism). |
| Steve |
Re: More gruel please? (Currently 0 replies)
Posted At 11:15:41 06/16/2005 Boy, I killed a couple of threads on the same day. I don't feel very pretty. |
| Joe |
Re: More gruel please? (Currently 0 replies)
Posted At 18:14:27 06/16/2005 But do you feel witty and gay? |
| Steve |
Re: More gruel please? (Currently 0 replies)
Posted At 18:33:10 06/16/2005 No. But I did just meet a girl named Maria. |
| Michael |
Re: More gruel please? (Currently 0 replies)
Posted At 08:13:03 06/17/2005 ... never before has a boy wanted more. |
| Geoff |
Re: More gruel please? (Currently 0 replies)
Posted At 16:10:05 06/17/2005 And I'm in love with a girl named Fred. |