More gruel please?

Author Subject: More gruel please?
Michael Posted At 14:45:41 06/01/2005
IT HAS BEEN TEN WEEKS SINCE INSTALLMENT 30 WAS POSTED!!!

I did my taxes, ate 200 meals, put in about 500 hours at the office, drove my car over 3,000 miles, consumed approximately 175,000 calories, and changed my underwear 8 or 9 times since then. (I think I missed a week or two during that time.)

It takes less time to pick a new Pope, film an Adam Sandler movie, flush out a baseball player's steroids, and file the paperwork for a pop star's prenup, wedding and divorce.

Please sirs, can I have more?
Steve Re: More gruel please? (Currently 0 replies)
Posted At 11:36:38 06/02/2005

How about Adam Sandler as a fr.ustrated wannabe baseball player on steroids pitching to the Pope (or Bob Barker) and hitting him in the head with a fastball whilst Iggy Pop is playing Hail to the Chief? On steroids.

Editor's note: The '.' between the 'r' and the 'u' is not a typo. It's one of the horrible side effects of spamism (not to be confused with soakism).
Steve Re: More gruel please? (Currently 0 replies)
Posted At 11:15:41 06/16/2005

Boy, I killed a couple of threads on the same day. I don't feel very pretty.
Joe Re: More gruel please? (Currently 0 replies)
Posted At 18:14:27 06/16/2005

But do you feel witty and gay?
Steve Re: More gruel please? (Currently 0 replies)
Posted At 18:33:10 06/16/2005

No. But I did just meet a girl named Maria.
Michael Re: More gruel please? (Currently 0 replies)
Posted At 08:13:03 06/17/2005

... never before has a boy wanted more.
Geoff Re: More gruel please? (Currently 0 replies)
Posted At 16:10:05 06/17/2005

And I'm in love with a girl named Fred.

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