Geoff's Birthday

Author Subject: Geoff's Birthday
Steve Posted At 16:00:11 10/08/2005
Tomorrow is Geoff's 50th birthday! Woo hoo!

Wish him well.

Can a man over 50 still write sillines? We shall see.
Steve Re: Geoff's Birthday (Currently 0 replies)
Posted At 16:01:00 10/08/2005

Yes, I know I misspelled silliness.
Dingo Re: Geoff's Birthday (Currently 0 replies)
Posted At 18:04:21 10/08/2005

Happy (almost) birthday, Geoff! Here's hoping for 50 more!

Well, okay, that may be a little cr.uel. Who wants to live to be a hundred these days? Social Security doesn't pay all that well anymore, and no one wants to work until they're 95 to pay for those last few years. So...

Happy (almost) birthday, Geoff! Here's hoping for 22.75 more!

~D
Geoff (the other one) Re: Geoff's Birthday (Currently 0 replies)
Posted At 10:24:30 10/09/2005

For Geoff, a birthday haiku:

Fifty! Look the part.
White shoes, white belt, a hair piece.
Now you're an old fart!

Can haikus rhyme? Whatever. Have a good one.

GTOO
Geoff Re: Geoff's Birthday (Currently 0 replies)
Posted At 11:48:56 10/10/2005

Howdy and thanks for the nods, gents!

Dingo - I intend to live well past 100 and also intend to have no need for Social Security. What with all the books, movies, theme parks, political cronyism and shady land deals, I intend to amass a hefty legacy for my brothers’ and sister’s children and grandchildren to squander.

GTOO - A haiku of thanks:

he sent a rhymed verse
to honor my fiftieth
I find it perfect

Geoff - the one with his first half century behind him
Geoff Re: Geoff's Birthday (Currently 0 replies)
Posted At 10:41:49 10/18/2005

Wow. It's been a week and I'm still 50. why didn't anyone tell me it wouldn’t wear off after a couple of shampoos?

Geoff - the one who likes his pablum tepid
Dingo Re: Geoff's Birthday (Currently 0 replies)
Posted At 19:29:03 10/18/2005

Did you remember to lather, then rinse, then, and only then, repeat?

If that doesn't work, try some Just For Men™. Magic elixar of the gray-haired gods.

~D
Geoff Re: Geoff's Birthday (Currently 0 replies)
Posted At 19:48:57 10/18/2005

MMmmmm... Just For Men...

Oh. Sorry. Carry on.

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