Happy New Year

Author Subject: Happy New Year
Geoff (the other one) Posted At 13:42:56 01/05/2006
A new year has dawned,
the tree's put away,
the lights are still up,
for just one more day.

The nog is expired, the turkey just sits
in slimy old gravy,
with dried up old bits.

The game is over,
they played it last night.
2 minutes to go, then a wonderous site.

The Trojans, on downs, lost the ball. Such a fright!
to the USC faithful, talking
trash left and right.

The 'Horns then rallied and came from behind. Nineteen seconds to go, and they slammed 'cross the line!

A two point conversion,
more nails in the box!
The Trojans were stunned
right down to their socks.

Now Austin's hung over,
we're worn out with glee,
LA's distraught, they're in
therapy.

When thinking of football, it's Texas, you see.
If you're looking for Trojans,
they're on aisle number
three.


Just a quick one to fire y'all up in SoCal. This board is a livley as GOP rave. Where the hell is everyone?
Someone write something before I get apoplectic.

GTOO






Steve Re: Happy New Year (Currently 0 replies)
Posted At 16:19:08 01/05/2006

Hi, GTO,

I’m glad that it didn’t have to be Geoff or me posting the first post of 2006. Thank you. Now, we’ll be numbers two, three, four, six and eight.

Watched the game
Too did I
I didn’t cheer,
did not cry

You see, the Horns had a great year
The Trojans... a good r.un
93,000 fans, all drinking beer
It sure looked like fun

But I in my little place
watched from three feet away
I saw Vince Young race
in an unstoppable way

I tried to feel sad
I wanted to feel joy
I couldn’t get mad
Where’s my new toy?

The thing is this and this I say
When I watch a bout, match or game
It doesn’t matter who play (s)
I want someone to win and someone to blame (sorry)

But, sad as it sounds
I had none of that last night
Because the neighborhood hounds
were barking with fright. (Not really)

If only I’d made a bet
and had something to lose
Then I could be upset
Or win and buy shoes. (Gucci loafers. Black. Soft like butter.)

But here are the facts (and final stanza. Thank God, I hear you cry)
Shouted down from the knoll
What my season lacks
Is Michigan State in a bowl!
Geoff Re: Happy New Year (Currently 0 replies)
Posted At 20:29:31 01/05/2006

Yeah, Steve likes Michigan.

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