Eddie Wolf

My name is Eddie Woolf, and I'm a working actor. Come on, you 12-steppers: "Hi, Eddie." That's better. You're on your way. Well, you know, I'm not bragging, but I've done a lot of shit. Equus, Puck, Streetcar, you name it, I've done it. Got named actor of the year at Syracuse University. Big effin deal. I make a decent living doing voiceovers. So, what'a guy like me doing with the "delusional" dagos? Well, they saw me in a club one nigh and aked me to join them. You know, even though their reincarnated Pat Pack vibe is a little disturbing, they're pretty good guys. And besides, it's work. And there are usually babes in the audience.

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